One of three airballs on this day
Thursday, March 18, 2010
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Why am I here?
You either Goggled Jake Vernon, bad shot selection or most likely both.
Who are you?
A huge fan of the PFOL, I usually get to watch games from my office, but when they play on the main court, I might go sit in a one of my suites.
Who is this Jake Vernon?
He’s a player in the FBOL league who averages 7pts 4 rebs and shoots 2 air balls a game
Really two air balls?
Yeah, he has terrible shot selection and will call a foul on you every time he misses, but the only reason no one says anything is because he’ll threatened to terminate your job.
Why does this guy talk so much?
Because he’s from Philly, also he’s the only VP playing in the League, and over half of the league’s players report to him. This is probably what it would be like to play basketball with Obama except Obama would play like a man, and not call soft fouls.
What position does he play?
He has the height of a guard, the weight and girth of a power forward, the foot speed of Brad Miller and the shot selection of a drunken guy playing at your local YMCA.
Does this guy think he’s Reggie Miller or something, he’s wearing his jersey but he’s like 100 pounds heavier?
Actually, I think he does, he saw winning time the other night and feels like he got motivated. But the person from that movie he reminds me of is really Anthony Mason, not from his Knicks footage, put the present day footage from when they were interviewing him. I think they weigh pretty much the same.
Anything Else?
We’ve actually got some sponsors, thanks for your contributions.
Jhared Simpson, Dave Neff, Troy Brokl, Zack Bonvillian, the intern, Rasheed Wallace, Chuck Person, Aaron O’leary, Mike White, and the 1993 and 1994 Xavier intramural leagues.
You either Goggled Jake Vernon, bad shot selection or most likely both.
Who are you?
A huge fan of the PFOL, I usually get to watch games from my office, but when they play on the main court, I might go sit in a one of my suites.
Who is this Jake Vernon?
He’s a player in the FBOL league who averages 7pts 4 rebs and shoots 2 air balls a game
Really two air balls?
Yeah, he has terrible shot selection and will call a foul on you every time he misses, but the only reason no one says anything is because he’ll threatened to terminate your job.
Why does this guy talk so much?
Because he’s from Philly, also he’s the only VP playing in the League, and over half of the league’s players report to him. This is probably what it would be like to play basketball with Obama except Obama would play like a man, and not call soft fouls.
What position does he play?
He has the height of a guard, the weight and girth of a power forward, the foot speed of Brad Miller and the shot selection of a drunken guy playing at your local YMCA.
Does this guy think he’s Reggie Miller or something, he’s wearing his jersey but he’s like 100 pounds heavier?
Actually, I think he does, he saw winning time the other night and feels like he got motivated. But the person from that movie he reminds me of is really Anthony Mason, not from his Knicks footage, put the present day footage from when they were interviewing him. I think they weigh pretty much the same.
Anything Else?
We’ve actually got some sponsors, thanks for your contributions.
Jhared Simpson, Dave Neff, Troy Brokl, Zack Bonvillian, the intern, Rasheed Wallace, Chuck Person, Aaron O’leary, Mike White, and the 1993 and 1994 Xavier intramural leagues.
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